Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Darwin’s Theory of Evolution (and insurance fraud) made simple

Pretend to die in a canoeing accident, get your wife to claim the life insurance on it, grow a Victorian scientist-type beard and piss off to Central America, then hand yourself to the cops five years later and pretend you’ve lost your memory – and there you have it. Or is that the Creationist theory?

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